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  1. says:

    35 starsI love Jerry Seinfeld's comedy and of course I loved 'Seinfeld' the show I know there are some people out there who have no chemistry with the show's humor but I'm one of those it fits perfectly I went into this book wondering if it was a musing on life or a mini bio but found it was none of this It's 'SeinLanguage' pieces of Seinfeld's comedy written on page rather than acted on stageThe humor is good it works he writes well but it'd be better to sit and watch him perform It's identical in format to his stand up comedy pieces These are funnier to see him state and pause and motion his hands and face expressions rather than read Humor in text can be hard stuff to get acrossDivided into Freeway of Love funny stuff on relationships; Personal Maintenance as he points out women aren't afraid to pour hot wax on our legs and rip our hair out but we freak over spiders; Paldom; Shut up and drive; Job Security; The thing is the thing; Out and back; The Ride of your lifeI'm happy to say he mentions Superman in a short skit He's a big Superman fan and I always like watching the show and seeing the little tributes and homages he pays to the hero Despite rumor I've checked and it's not true there's a rule that a small tribute is in every episode but it's in a large majority That's yet another cool thing about Jerry Seinfeld Here's an indepth article about the Supe references in the showOverall it's a cute book There's some humor in here that works better on stage but is okay written down It's a lot of his comedy delivered in book form for leisurely pursual Seinfeld fans should enjoy it well enough


  2. says:

    Let me preface this review by saying that I think Jerry Seinfeld is hilarious I have watched Seinfeld episodes by the gallon and never seem to tire of them And I always watch the comedy segment at the end because he is so clever and everyone seems to be having such a good timeHowever something about his humor style translates very poorly to a book I don't know what it is But I read the entire thing front to back and counted one uiet chuckle and two smirks Seinfeld acknowledges this shortcoming himself in the introduction reminding the reader that he has done his part to make the comedy and the rest is up to you Jerry Seriously? You put your comedy sketches in a book word for word and you expect us to expend actual effort to make them funny? That's absurd I don't read comedy for mental excercise I read it because it's funny There are lots of authors who can make me laugh by reading Scott Adams and John Hodgman come to mind The book gets two stars Jerry gets one star But I'm not going to uit watching him on TV


  3. says:

    This is simply a collection of several bits from Jerry Seinfeld's comic notebook Most fans of the TV show Seinfeld or of Seinfeld's stand up act will recognize these bits That doesn't make them any less funny This is one of the only books I have ever laughed at while reading it In my mind I could hear Jerry's voice saying these bits and it was like my own personal Jerry Seinfeld stand up act


  4. says:

    I had some good laughs but not as I could have had if Seinfeld itself would read it I like it it was funny and easy It can mske somebody's day Of course is better to watch him But if you are travelling and you want to pass a good time this is a good reading


  5. says:

    For me this book was an ‘inbetweener’ It helped lighten the load between Hawking’s A Brief History Of Time and an anthology of existentialist thought titled Existentialism And lighten the load it did I read just a couple pages each time I came to it and put it down with a cheerful and ‘breathable’ outlookEveryone knows Seinfeld’s humor if you don’t I don’t want to know you anysimple as thatjust leave He cracks jokes about everyday things that we take for granted and helps us see the absurdity of what we accept as normality and common sense A running joke on his sitcom Seinfeld is that it is a show about ‘nothing’ the irony being that it is about everything little that happens in our lives and not any one big happening His plots never go anywhere in the strict sense of narrative progress but they explore the everywhere and find in it the irony and wonder of being I truly believe we all need this sense of the hilarious mundane Reading his jokes helps me even if for a moment not to be so consumed with restlessly prodding along the cosmic epic of my life and to embrace the moment by moment joy and laughter that I can experience if I just open up my eyes Not that Seinfeld’s humor always celebrates beauty and love it also rejoices in the madness and destruction of the idiot and that is funny too no? Who doesn’t at least inwardly jump at a chance to call someone stupid especially when that someone is us and I think this urge helps us better define the boundaries of what we consider practicalimpractical or wiseunwise The margins of our sanity can be a frightening zone to explore but cognitively scoping out these borders can keep us from wondering too close in deed Thus comedy is a safety valve of sorts allowing us to test the waters of danger in theory not reality That’s why I like to say humor is soft danger or soft fear Humor is fear on weed And that statement is weed on weedAnd now for a few examples from the book that had me rolling“I couldn’t be a maid I wouldn’t have a good attitude If I was a maid at someone’s house I’d find them wherever they were in the house ‘Oh I suppose you couldn’t do thisNo no don’t get up let me clean up your filthNo you couldn’t dust that’s just too tough isn’t it? Don’t even try to help me You rest Save your energy so you can turn this place back into a filthy stinking hole when I leave’”“Of course we all try and save time Cutting corners little short cuts But no matter how much time you save at the end of your life there’s no extra time saved up You’ll be going ‘What do you mean there’s no time? I had a microwave oven Velcro sneakers a clip on tie Where is that time?’ But there isn’t any”“So I was on this plane where it was this flight attendant’s first day on the job but they didn’t have a uniform for her yet And that really makes a big difference I mean now it’s just some regular person coming over to you going ‘Would you mind bringing your seatback all the way up?’ I turned around ‘Who the hell are you?’ And then she goes ‘Well I’m the flight attendant’ ‘Oh yeah? Then I’m the pilot Why don’t you sit down I’m about to bring her in’”


  6. says:

    I loved Seinfeld's show so much I love his sense of humor the way it's sassy and offensive and hilarious and while I appreciated his funny bits in the show I don't think it worked as well in this bookI think it would've been better if this book was a collection of his essays or something like that because these uick shots even if they were grouped together because they addressed the same topic seemed chaotic OR I think this is one of those that would've worked PERFECTLY as an audiobookHis jokes have a lot of stereotypes in them which I noticed in the show as well It's also written in 1993 but most of it still applies to relationships today Seinfeld's main topic and you can see how he inspired a lot of the current stand up comediansHe has a way of delivering the jokes that add to its hilarity that when you just read it in a book it loses some of that impact and meaning


  7. says:

    It's hard to describe this one as a book You know those few minutes at the beginning and at the end of the Seinfeld Sitcom shows when Jerry gives some Stand Up Comedy sketches This book is just a collection of those sketches People who like the show like me may find it nice to read those sketches and keep the book on their shelves and treat it as a some kind of written video tape where they can play the sketches back in their minds whenever they want to watch them again


  8. says:

    There's a reason why it's called 'stand up comedy' because when you sit down and try to read it it's not as funny as when you hear itBTW I'm a huge fan of Seinfeld and Jerry himself so my review's just 'OK' not because I don't get his sense of humour I do but I'm not buying it wrapped in a book form


  9. says:

    This is so dated and kind of terrible because of it I received it as a joke Christmas present over a decade ago and figured I'd knock it out As Zack pointed out it's a uniue kind of book that he doesn't see much of any slim light content if published today might just be a series of blogs belongs in a bathroom at best


  10. says:

    There's no doubt that as a stand up comedian Jerry Seinfeld is hilarious His material is fantastic and his television show is one of the best of all time This book is meant to capture his stand up in writing in the form of what is essentially a collection of short jokes Because of this the book is a very fast read and is easy to pick back up on after being set down I love Seinfeld However without his signature delivery style his material however hilarious it may be just doesn't feel right In the introduction Seinfeld encourages readers to imagine the inflection and pauses as though he was performing it right in front of them Although this is fun to do in the end the reader does not forget that they are reading a book rather than attending a stand up show Don't get me wrong the jokes are extremely clever His observations are easy to relate to and read I chuckled in uite a few spots and I would still recommend this book to any one of my friends Just don't expect the full Seinfeld experience because without him telling you the jokes himself they just aren't complete


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Em O melhor livro sobre nada Seinfeld conta tudo sobre canibais sorvete penteados de papagaio contorno de cadáveres decores e sapatos super homem pedaços grandes de pão comportamentos básicos em encontros emergências sexuais puxa puxa sobrancelhas de. This is simply a collection of several bits from Jerry Seinfeld's comic notebook Most fans of the TV show Seinfeld or of Seinfeld's stand up act will recognize these bits That doesn't make them any less funny This is one of the only books I have ever laughed at while reading it In my mind I could hear Jerry's voice saying these bits and it was like my own personal Jerry Seinfeld stand up act